Posts Tagged 'Nude'
PrettyBald Nude Calendar!
It's getting to be that time of year - Calendar Season! And what Calendar Season would be complete without charity nude calendars! The first one to catch my eye is the PrettyBald Alopecia charity, who have brought out twelve bald women to bring awareness to their hairless affliction. Given how much non-alopecia-suffering women put effort into making themselves hairless, you know that there's plenty of customers who have a particular interest in this specific calendar.
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Gaga Tits!
Yes, people, you've heard the rumours of Lady Gaga's manliness, but those boobs are pure woman right there. Vanity Fair has Gaga nude, with a retired musician standing by to provide song if necessary. My only complaint: eat a goddam sandwich, Gaga - your ribs are fucking scary.
Betty White Nude!
Betty White appears in the new Sandra Bullock movie, which looks like a big tease because the trailers all hint at a hot-as-hell nude Bullock, but I doubt you get to see anything good. On the other hand, according to this interview, Betty White was all ready to go nude for the film as well. Now that is a movie I'd fucking watch for a nude scene: I've been masturbating to her old episodes of Password Plus for years - I don't give a fuck if that's her husband hosting it, she's hot. *deep breath* Anyhow, White reveals it as a joke, and says she's a traditional girl and needs the man to propose, which means I must be out, since my mailed-in proposals have all gone unanswered.
Miss Nude Internet!
Oh, Internet: is there nothing you can make more amazing? Rather than just accepting that nude people are available on the internet, one place is making it even awesomer: the Ms. Nude Internet contest, which not only exhibits the nude women, but gives awards to those that are the best as being naked. So, not only can you see nudes online, but one place is making sure you see only the Greatest softcore porn available. (via)
Lego Honeys!
Don't look now, but the Legos you knew and loved decades ago have grown up with you. Now, it's quite clear there's nothing actually "lego" about these photos - they look more like an ad for encouraging high-bandwidth pornography. They appear to be a creative advertising agency's way to build buzz about themselves; Lego will eventually disperse a press releace denouncing the ads, and some ad company will say "it was an internal project; we never intended for it to 'get out'". It doesn't even look like Legos in any way: Legos have never been 1x1 ratio when seen from the side, and there's no posts on the tops of the blocks these seminude ladies are made from. If you shrink a nude jpeg down to a few pixels wide, enlarge it, and build it out of blocks in a way to create shadows, then maybe that's what we're seeing. Legos, not so much.
Nikky, Waiting For You
