Bathtub Babe!

Ooh -- here's another babe in the bathtub. I'd wash her back, mmmmm......

Valentine's Day is coming up, and I've got no lover. Actually, it's been almost three years -- can you imagine? That's part of why I write erotica from time to time: stress release. I'll meet that special someone someday, but 'till then I've got my horny words and the internet's got gigabytes of cute chicks and bathing babes for the taking.

Chicks With Guns!

Now we're talking -- CHICKS WITH GUNS. Not really porn, but still plenty to get me all hard and bothered.