Bailey Knox in the bath
I just love it when they try and hide their nipples with the soap suds. "Oh, no, I'm so indecent, hold on - the soap will make me look pure as the driven snow!" Sorry, babe, my dick is harder looking at soapy you, versus all-nude you. It's weird how it works that way.
Wooden Sunglasses!
My first thought, as was Esquire's, was "wooden sunglasses must float in water like a fucking boss". My second thought was, "I bend the shit out of my metal frames in an average afternoon, I'm going to fuck up wooden frames even faster". So, I'm going to go through the summer wearing shitty bent-up sunglasses, while all the cool kids have light, buoyant, kick-ass wooden sunglasses. Some people have all the fun:
Mechanical Bull!
Usually the people who hop on a mechanical bull are way too drunk, they're holding on for dear life, and they fall in the most spectacularly undignified way. The babe in this video, however, knows that when things start rocking, your hips need to just go with the flow:
