I don't know that this eBay seller will get by with this for long -- but as the old adage goes, "sex sells". And, from looking at this seller's closed auctions, sex also sells tickets to sporting events.

In the past, I've just linked the Obligatory Soapy Pics with numbers....generic, uninteresting, probably not worth clicking because it could be a blind link to something nasty. Also, it makes it hard for me to find things I've linked -- I like to look at 'em, too! So I'm going to try and give titles and descriptions for links from now on. Starting with today's fun article:


Woohoo! Yahoo! is running a new video search service, one step up from Google's image search. You can search for videos -- all the naughty, slutty fuck videos you could ever want.

So, not only to you get a newly-revised Obligatory Soapy Pics layout -- this time it's:

Obligatory Soapy Videos!

from big-videos.com, an untitled group of videos of bathroom sex. the first two are of a lovely short-haired woman bathing herself.

A Bangbros production, three relatively tame videos of a woman bathing in a very soapy tub. Lots of suds & self-fondling, ends with masturbation. Very nice.

I think I've linked Cora stuff before, but I'm not sure. Who knew that giving a blowjob in the bubble bath could be such a big deal? When she's the soapy one, I like it, I admit it...

The domain says, "my anal teens", but no anal here at Teen Kelly videos. Just Kelly in the bubble bath, washing herself -- mostly upper-body (very nice), with some half-hearted crotch touching in the final vid.

Soapy lesbians! they don't really get into anything hardcore, but it's two soapy babes for the price of one. Huzzah!

Wait, another blowjob video? This one looks better produced, which is probably it's downfall. don't get me wrong - I like, I like, but the other one from Cora is much more real, I can get into it better. This one has better soapiness, which is definitely a plus.

Thank you, BBC! Thanks to the magic of Flash animation, they've concocted a pair of sex-ed animations to help the youth of Brittania. While the young lad compares in the locker room, the girl gets the slick-ass X-Ray specs -- but it's all in the interest of answering the question, "AM I A FREAK?". Now, that's helpful sex-ed! There's a girls and boys section to watch, in hopes of learning even more about how freakishly unfreakish sex is.

Yeah, I'm still in the 'newly in love' phase and googly with romantic intentions, so when I read this recent Rabbit Blog, I had to stand up with Mlle Havrilesky and echo:

Listen up, you grain-fed honky dickweeds - not just you, WW, but every fucking honky out there needs to hear this. We're not alive for very long. Have you noticed this, dickcheeses? We do not have all the fucking time in the world to draw up cost-benefit analyses on potential long-term pairings. If you're not swept the fuck away by your lady, move the fuck on. If you're not gritting your teeth and biting the palm of your hand like goddamn Squiggy every time she walks by, get over it. If you're not having the best sex of your life - and this is when you do that, dummies, in your mid-fucking-thirties, this is your big fucking shot at great sex, or at least this is where it starts - if you're not blown away, freaking out, breaking out, thrilled, shivery, talking a lot, sending stupid fucking emails to each other, rolling around, sighing, bragging, buying dumb little gifts - then how do you think you'll feel in a few years when you're fucking old and creaky and you have three little doo-doo factories in residence? You fucking dumbass honky-ass losers.

I'm a little unsure how to react, tho: I've been on both sides of the fence. When you watch others being giggly and lovey and crap, you wince at the stupidity of it all. You've done that, you remember how it felt and looked, and how it was all for shit and for all your effort it didn't get you a damn thing. No matter what you did, you ended up hurt and lonely and empty with a bunch of crap that only reminds you of the person who doesn't want to be around you anymore. After the fifth or sixth time, you tell yourself -- that's gotta be the wrong way to do it. Everything else in life that's supposed to last forever requires research, planning, and convergence of the planets. Homebuying, carbuying, career planning, estate planning -- spouses last as long (or longer), so they must take as much cost/benefit analysis too.

The big thing that relationship needs, that Havrilesky points out, is passion. House, car, lifestyle - they cost more money when you yield to passion. The sportscar, the mediterranean villa, the bohemian artistry: they're not the most cost-effective investments.

A passionate relationship, however, only requires the investment of your own passion and the return of it from the other party. If the passion is misspent on the wrong investment? So what...there's no shortage of giggly, happy, loving emotion, so there's no reason to hoard it like it's evaporating away.