Posts Tagged 'Watch4beauty'
Big Russian Hat!
The hat says, "We have ways of making you talk, tovarish - Pavel, get the battery cables!" but the tits say, "the Cold War is over, tovarish, let's get warm." I grew up in a time of Russian fear, but I can't help but want to hold her close; if the USSR had figured this out decades ago, they would have had a powerful weapon of mass distraction -- U.S. snipers would be too busy whacking off to see all those bright red hats against the white snow.
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Sittin' In The Fridge
Here's what happens when there's too much marihuana at a porn shoot. "OK, here's, no, really, here's what, got it, here's what we'll do next: Melisa, empty out the fridge; now, eat a banana while smearing white shit all over your chest. God, I want a banana." Yes, too, too much pot.
Iveta And The Looking Glass
Iveta gazes into her looking glass, waiting for a guy like me. Unfortunately, on this side of the mirror I'm a mad hatter , so I suppose the CR/LF on the Wonderland side of the mirror is charming, handsome, and rich. Ah, I can dream about my own fantasy wonderland, too, you know...
