"Oh, good morning my lover. I bet you wonder why I am holding a power drill. You, unfortunately, interrupted my preparations for...for....breakfast. Yes, I was preparing breakfast. This would be a meal for you to consume in bed. Do you not believe me? WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?!?!???"

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OK, I first have to say: this is not how a facehugger attaches to a person. It's called, colloquially, a "facehugger" (actually, the larval form of the xenomorph) because it attaches to the face, inserting an ovipositor down the throat, to place an infant xenomorph in place for incubation. That said, if I were a facehugger, gently cradling a woman's boobs is the second most awesome thing I could do. By Rage Custom Creations.

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My college buddies only wanted to see Total Recall when it came out because of the promise of a tri-tittied hooker in it, and although I don't think they got the movie, they sure did get a good look at a ten-foot-tall multi-boobed woman, so they were happy. You may have heard there's a Total Recall remake coming out, and, sure enough, they gotta throw in a three-boobed woman in there. It wouldn't be Total Recall without her. Note the clumsily-positioned strip of fabric; I'll bet she's anatomically correct, just like the original, under there.

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You know, sometimes you fuck a panda, and sometimes a panda fucks you. It's the way of the world. Two pandas, well, to each his own, I guess, I'm not into that. What brings a woman to entertain a gangbang of a half-dozen pandas, well, the best you can do is watch it, over and over again, until you figure it out.

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