Lynn's Bubble Bath!
I always laugh that her bathroom looks like a diner, all red and white, but when she invited me in to "eat out" - after I wash my hands, of course - I couldn't help but peruse the menu a little closer.
Posts Tagged 'Tattoos'
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I always laugh that her bathroom looks like a diner, all red and white, but when she invited me in to "eat out" - after I wash my hands, of course - I couldn't help but peruse the menu a little closer.
DIY Tattoo Gun!
Need to get a tattoo, but unable to procure the funds or locate a licensed and safe tattoo artist? Make a jailhouse tattoo gun yourself, and get a tattoo in the safety of your own bathroom.
Bailey Knox in the bath
I just love it when they try and hide their nipples with the soap suds. "Oh, no, I'm so indecent, hold on - the soap will make me look pure as the driven snow!" Sorry, babe, my dick is harder looking at soapy you, versus all-nude you. It's weird how it works that way.
Subwoofer Shredder!
If having blood running out of your ears isn't enough of a clue that you're stereo is too goddamned loud, just open up the side and shove a phonebook in there. The resulting confetti will make Farkers go, "jesus christ, now how is he going tolook up the number for the pizza place?"
Philadelphia Ink!
The Philadelphia Tattoo Arts Convention was last week, and the Village Voice was there with a camera. I'm a little annoyed, in that few of the photos had anything to do with tattoos. I mean, how many photos of naked oil-wrestling bowling what-the-fuck does an alt-weekly need to put on their website? Positive, though: lots of tits. Negative: BDSM flesh-hook suspension.
Mini Penis!
All the guy wanted was a free car, and he found just the opportunity: To earn a free Mini Cooper, all he had to do was tattoo the word "mini" on his cock. The contest, run by - of course - a German radio station, asked listeners for the craziest thing they'd do to win the Mini, and this guy, of course, had to take it to Dick Tattoo Land. Everything in Dick Tattoo Land is a combination of WIN and regrets. Even better: he got the ink live on the radio. Sadly, even if he was well-endowed, the psychological impact of that word on his penis means every woman's reaction is going to be: "aw, is that as big as it gets?"
Sailor Jerry!
Sailor Jerry is a legendary tattoo artist, and there's a book out now. I've never heard of him, but there's apparently movie, and a store with a website that sells Sailor Jerry booze, and a wikipedia page, and who the fuck knows what else, so I suspect I'm supposed to know him as an Ed Hardy who could kick Ed Hardy's ass with both arms tied behind his back. As you may have noticed, I'm a fan of tattoos, but cutting through all the marketing crap sucks; it looks like, if I want to see tattoos, the book's the place to find it.
