"Grrrr," Tigra growled, like the sexy character in some 80s children's cartoon about anthropomorphic cat-people from outer space. I wasn't listening, I was looking at her soapy boobs.

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Alyssa has everything she needs to get clean: a tub, bubble bath, a glass dildo, some soap--wait, what was that last one? I don't know a glass dildo helps get things clean, but I don't know enough to dispute it.

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Sometimes, boobs are soooo big they need a lot of washing, and it requires a helper to get it all done. I solemnly volunteer for such an undertaking.

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Listen to the website name: it says "30 plus and hot" -- This isn't some average, everyday thirtysomething in the bubble bath: it's a hot thirtysomething in the bubble bath, getting her huge tits nice and clean.

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Miranda puts her hair up in a ponytail and slips into the hot, bubbly bath. The door creaks open, he peeks in: "Can I see it?" he asks. She giggles, rolls over, and lifts just her ass up out of the bubbles. "Yeah, that's it," he whispers.

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It's New Year's Eve -- gotta get ready for a night on the town, and Madden is starting it off with a bubble bath.

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It's a good thing she's not sitting in deeper water; all that metal around her neck makes her top-heavy. She really shouldn't be wearing it in the dub anyhow, corrosion will set in.

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While I can't advise anyone actually shower in the hayloft, this young lady seems to be doing an excellent job of it.

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The big news about the 2015 Pirelli calendar is the size 16 model for Miss April, but I can't not post the bubble bath babe. The 2015 Pirelli calendar steps away from the artsy black-and-white photos and goes full-on 1960s Playboy style, which is totally OK in my book.

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You're going to have to dip those toes in the bath if you want 'em clean. I mean, it's all well and good that your knees are soapy and clean, but the rest of you needs similar attention - soap it all up, I'll be patient.

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My honeyboops Gracie has a new girl-crush: she's a redhead, she's got big boobs, and she's nerdy, so for some reason Gracie thinks I'll like her too. Kaylee Pond is that new genre of camgirl where they're smart and funny and not just "ooh baby, do you like this?" Well, I'm sure there's some of that, but it usually follows her dressing up like a Star Wars character or something. Plus, she likes baths, so I can't complain there, either. Go check out her cam page, but apparently she's on the tumbly and tweety too.

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Here, let me get that: there's no way you're going to be able to wash your hair when you've got pigtails in. Sit up, let me slide in behind you, I'll undo your hair, start washing at the top, and work my way down...

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When your boobs are that big, it's a Herculanean effort to cover them up with bubbles; it simply can't be done. Something is always going to be poking through just a little bit...

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Stop that, rubber duckie! You're leering at the young lady -- don't be such a creep. Oh, you're such a naughty rubber duckie -- so naughty!

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Is there ever too many bubbles in a bubble bath? Like, if you sat down nobody could see you?

Nope, never heard of such a thing.

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Sometimes bathing is quite complicated; you forget to take off your jewelry, you stand in the bathtub the entire time, your boyfriend is tied to the chair across the room from you (that's not in the photos, but easily assumed). Sexy bathtime is hard work!

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She's just in from gardening, dirt on her hands and face, and decides to take a bath. You nod, but she lingers, making eye contact, raising that one eyebrow. You, realizing what's going on, immediately put down everything you were doing. You don't delay when she uses that eyebrow.

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