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iPod Boobies!

Ah, isn't there anything that isn't made better by redesigning it in boob-form? Not only are these a boob pillow, but they also double as iPod speakers. Technology is wonderful!

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Merry Christmas, Y'all - put on your best Christmas outfit and go visit Grandma and Grandpa!

Halloween Costumes: Republican Worldview

"That's disgusting, her making me all horny by having her breasts right there - let's cover them up, so nobody can see them, and so they know not to look at them, write 'censored' right across those sweet, tender nipples. Now, nobody will be tempted to look at her chest with lecherous desire anymore, right?"

Hidden Tits On Your 70s Tie

Man, once upon a time the world was a great place, where you could walk around with a hot chick on your chest and nobody cared about it. Well, at least with this example from Retro Thing it wasn't like the babe was visible, but you knew it was there, and that's all that mattered:

Hot Chicks With Their Rolleiflex

Sure, some might want to tell you the smaller ones are better, but people like me prefer the big, well-cared-for ones adorning a woman's chest. Wait, what were you thinking? I'm talking about tits...oh, and the classic Rolleiflex cameras that were all the rage in the 1950s. Here's some sexy ladies with an affinity for the twin lens reflex, and some fine sweater-twins to go along with:Okay, that last one isn't a TLR Rolleiflex; still, gotta give a babe credit for her taste in cameras -- a Hasselblad 200 kicks a consumer Rolleiflex's ass.

Black Lace and White Silk

It's nice to see some lingerie in porn these days; too many are quick to get it off (in more ways than one). Beautiful Simi here takes her time, giving her lacy bra and panties the respect they deserve; the slow reveal of her weighty breasts is worth the wait.

Monkey Mag's "Real or Fake" Quiz

Think you can tell 'em apart? I consider myself a bit of a conniseur of the breast, but I had a bit of trouble; I only got 17 out of 30 right in this test. Either I can't tell a real tit if it hit me in the face, or fakes are getting really good. I must admit, I've never encountered a fake breast in the wild, not one that I could actually examine...if there are any volunteers, please let me know the easiest way for me to get a "hold" of you.via

Big Tits And The Job Market

When you've got huge smokin' tits, you're wise to use them to your benefit, right? Wave 'em in a cop's face will get you out a speeding ticket, you never have to buy yourself a drink, and there's plenty of "customer service" jobs which pay nicely for your personal assets. The young lady below is an employee of "Smokin' Em Charters," a boating company that provides plenty of eye-candy for their customers. Problem is, she augments her real job by teaching gradeschool on the side. For some reason, parents don't like the idea of an attractive woman teaching their kids...the idiots.If she's teaching something that's not in the textbook, then there's a problem -- who gives a rat's ass where she bounces her boobies? Oh, the kids are "learning" things from her that shouldn't be taught in school. Let's take all the Christians out of the teaching profession; their off-duty activities are against my moral fiber...oh, wait, that isn't going to fly with the moral influencers, is it?Oh, and if you want 12 other nicely-posed views of this hottie's tits, the news article slideshow is more than happy to give you a good look.

Two Babes Posting Topless

Now, those are some nice tits, and the video is nice and long -- take it all in, get a nice long look at these hot chicks:(via)

Red Headed And Cute

There are only so many pictures I can look at before the 'sexy come-hither' look starts to seem hostile and violent; maybe I should talk to a psychologist about that. Thankfully, there's sweet gals like this redhead, who is outright cheerful that she's getting oggled by guys like me.

I Pledge Allegiance

I'm torn when it comes to this website: sure, there's a huge amount of patriotic tits there, but the huge amount of tinfoil-hat crazy makes me a little uncomfortable. So, if you do decide to visit that link, you'll to better just to look at the pictures. Trust me, your sanity will thank you.
My flagpole is at full mast -- these three can salute it the best way they know how!

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