Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...so these ladies thought it'd be a good time for some kisses under the Christmas tree! Merry Christmas Everyone!

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When I showed her my 'anaconda', she looked disappointed...now I know why. She's a bit too friendly with that snake, if you know what I mean.

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Last week, artist Tatia Pilivea released a video depicting several very attractive and cooperative strangers kissing each other for the first time. The universe quickly took offense with the video -- which shows how effective Pilivea was -- and everyone with a video camera made their own version of it, each one trying to be more 'real' than the other. First times are weird and gross, at least for most people who own video cameras, so videos like the hilarious First Handjob came into being, or Playboy finds an excuse to make Playmates kiss each other, but the one who definitely did it the best is Vice magazine, who really got really-real strangers to kiss each other on camera. Yes, including a creepy old guy and sloppy sounds, which really makes a 'first time' what it is: a unique experience for those involved, and less for an audience like the original was.

Go ahead, smooch somebody with the same genitalia as you - it's Same Sex Kiss Day! Understandably, most men would rather watch girls kiss than catch The Gay from kissing another guy, but, Jesus Christ, guys, it's as hot for women to see you kiss some guy with 5-oclock-shadow as it is for you to watch babes snog. You might get a foursome out of it, and if he's not The Gay either, there should be no worries about being expected to blow some guy; it's not "Same Sex Blowjob Day", that's in October, I think.

They start out nice and bubbly, but these friendly gals lose the suds a little too soon for my liking...although there's no reason to stop watching. My dick still thinks for me sometimes, you know!