Posts Tagged 'T-shirt'
Breast Shirt!
Feelin' a bit self-conscious about your boobs? Get this tshirt, and now people will stare at your chest the way you hope they would! It's a simple idea, the kind that you wonder why these haven't been for sale at Spencer's for the past eighty years, but, hey, sometimes original things are the most obvious.
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Celene Dion Heavy Metal!
Does your music taste not agree with your fashion sense? Not enough skulls on the adult-contemporary CD shelves? Here you go, from Front Magazine, heavy metal t-shirts of Phil Collins, Celene Dion, Barry White, and Marc Anthony. Just hope that people can't read, and you'll be fine.
Update: This looks like the original source.
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Pong Boobs!
See, folks, this is why Pong existed in a flat plane. The peaks and valleys would totally throw off the cursor motion. Just look at this - the ball would totally bounce off the boobs, interrupting gameplay. Somebody should have put more thought into stretching videogames over tits.
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Boob Notes!
As if I didn't already need a reason to stare at huge tits in tight t-shirts, some ladies apparently get off on giving an alternate purpose for doing so. PopCrunch has a gallery of numerous breast messages, all involving women who are unable to recognize their proper t-shirt size. Not that I'm complaining, though. I'll take a free hug, but I warn you, I'm a slow reader.
Fuck Duck Shirt!
The bad-ass side of me wants to yell to the world, "where can I buy this, I would wear the shit out of it!" But, you see, I'm no longer 14 years old, and grown-up me realizes that this will not, in fact, attract the ladies. That doesn't stop my adolescent-lizard-brain from wanting one of these so very, very bad. Come on, it looks like Donald Duck just had the epiphany that he's standing on the train tracks and the 8:15 is barreling down on him. If I can't wear that sentiment on my chest, I don't know what's going on in this world.
Perforated T-Shirts!
Somebody with a CNC laser cutter got too close to the machine one day, and - bam - laser-perforated shirts were born. Poor Jeffrey, though, didn't make it - while his T-shirt looked awesome, they were still missing a few pieces of him when the coroner arrived. Anyhow, now there are awesome t-shirts that look kinda like 70s-perforated-jerseys, but in cool patterns. I, of course, want to see these on braless busty women, but I'm weird that way.
Busted Tees Hotties!
Manofest did the unthinkable: they gallerized the hottest chicks from Busted Tees, one of those 'ironically funny pop-culture reference t-shirts' that mildly annoy me, even though I own a few. The only downside: now it looks like you're looking at a porn gallery of women, so when you're masturbating at the computer, your excuse can't be, "no, baby, I'm just shopping for a t-shirt which includes elements from both vintage Nintendo and 1990s movie catch-phrases."
Obama RS/RTV T-Shirt
You want to look your best for the inauguration, right? Get out that wallet and head over to the official Rock The Vote Cafe Press store and pick up a limited edition T-Shirt to celebrate. The style is an excellent mix of vintage Rolling Stone style with some street-art-graffiti elements - far better than the ultra-modern and branded-and-cultured Obama logo stuff that most people are wearing. And, since there aren't going to be a zillion of them around, in a couple years it'll look like that concert t-shirt that you've been wearing forever and is about to fall apart:
