Posts Tagged 'Christmas'
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Decorate Your Pornstar!
Only a few days left before Christmas - you better have your pornstar decorated by now! Just make sure to water her and watch for dry needles; you want her to make it all the way to Christmas looking as gorgeous as possible.
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Christmas Infidelity!
If you're trying to find a cheap gift for somebody who likes to read, send them my e-book Christmas With Katie, an erotic short story I published last winter. Mike spends some quality time with his brother Greg's wife over Christmas, and things get sexy.
A Hitachi Magic Wand Christmas!
Well, it looks like somebody's gonna have a happy Christmas! If the sexy ladies in your life haven't got one of these yet, buy them a Hitachi Magic Wand for Christmas! I have yet to hear anyone who has had a negative experience with one, and many owners would dump their boyfriend before tossing out their Magic Wand. Christmas shopping time is now - you've only got a week left, what are you waiting for?!
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Glitter Farter!
In going through Christmas-themed galleries, I discovered the strangeness you see below. It seems that Christmas isn't immune from the flower-farter syndrome, but adapted for the season. Anna, below, has begun farting glitter from her clitter due to her excitement that Santa's on his way. Merry Chrismas everyone!
Christmas Panties!
Time to go shopping if you want your sexy Christmas lingerie by Christmas Eve! Screw all the 'santa and elf' themed stuff - kissing under the mistletoe is where it's at, and this set (which doesn't include the socks or shoes, unfortunately),which lets you hang the mistletoe on the front of the thong, right where she wants to be kissed. 
Merry Christmas!
Merry Chrismas everyone! Hope you got lots of good shit under the Christmas Tree, you're getting to spend time with all the people you want to, and don't forget it's back to work on Monday so get your fun done now.
