Hoppy Easter!
If you were wondering where the Easter Bunny goes when she's done delivering candy to everyone, apparently she ends up in my bed. Who knew!
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If you were wondering where the Easter Bunny goes when she's done delivering candy to everyone, apparently she ends up in my bed. Who knew!
Why Do Chicken Coops Only Have Two Doors?
Weekly highlights from my Tweety account:
- The headline talks about how cheap sex used to be...but they didn't account for inflation, which is surprisingly about right in modern dollars.
- A woman in a non-performing role in the porn industry did an interesting AMA.
- Horrible stories of people hurting themselves during sex.
- Amazon's search system is still a little buggy it seems.
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Serilla Getting Clean!
Sometimes bathing is quite complicated; you forget to take off your jewelry, you stand in the bathtub the entire time, your boyfriend is tied to the chair across the room from you (that's not in the photos, but easily assumed). Sexy bathtime is hard work!
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Porn Language!
If Brazil wasn't to your taste, try an amateur porn site like Sex Sosas from a bit further north. It's like Rosetta Stone, but with more boobs: if you ever wanted to learn a language, they say you should immerse yourself in a way that interests you: what better incentive than figuring out Spanish porn titles? You'll know what porno tetonas means in no time! I'm sure there's enough fetishes that turn you off to make the Russian Roulette of foreign-language descriptions to further incentivise learning the language. The sex? That's pretty much done the same way no matter where you look, it's a cross-language universal form of communication.
Decorate Your Pornstar!
Only a few days left before Christmas - you better have your pornstar decorated by now! Just make sure to water her and watch for dry needles; you want her to make it all the way to Christmas looking as gorgeous as possible.
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Sudsy Twosome!
Hello, ladies! Um, hello...ladies? I can see that you're pretty occupied right now, but if you'll turn your attention to my penis over here, we can....well, whatever. You two keep going at it, I'll just be sitting over here masturbating.
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