Posts Tagged 'Asian'
Facehugger Corset!
OK, I first have to say: this is not how a facehugger attaches to a person. It's called, colloquially, a "facehugger" (actually, the larval form of the xenomorph) because it attaches to the face, inserting an ovipositor down the throat, to place an infant xenomorph in place for incubation. That said, if I were a facehugger, gently cradling a woman's boobs is the second most awesome thing I could do. By Rage Custom Creations.
Washing The Mini Cooper
If a big racecar makes up for tiny dick, you should check out my tricked out Cooper Mini - a small racecar means...well, you get it, right? Why don't you get that sponge and a bucket and soap up my "cooper", if you know what I mean:
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Muppet Poaching!
PETA has been protesting the porn site Glamour Try-Outs for weeks after this photo surfaced: the Pink Dobley is one of the rarest of Muppets, so rare that it is impossible to secure work permits for children's television anywhere in the world (except Myanmar, whose junta uses the pink Muppets in propoganda films). Rumors of Dobley poaching have been circulating around the Muppetaxidermy circles, but this photo is the first proof that one has been killed and skinned. Authorities are searching for the outfit, which - on the black market - could be worth several million dollars.
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Suki All Soapy!
Suki, here, has succumbed to the same absent-mindedness that plagues so many hot chicks: forgetting to undress before getting in the bubble bath. The only way to teach them how to do it right is to undress yourself, get in the tub, and help her undress, too: whatever happens naturally after that is the bonus for being nude in the tub - everybody wins!
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Asian Hand Crap!
You know how hot Asian chicks are always doing wierd shit with their hands in photos? It apparently has some sort of meaning, at least according to AsianPoses.com. I still don't completely get it, but the site has a shitload of pictures of really cute asian chicks (brought to you, of course, by really cute asians dot net) doing the various hand gestures, so it isn't all that bad. I'd do a "via", but I've seen this link on like a dozen sites in the past three days, so fuck you all, I'm stealing, and so are you.
