So, you've decided to go to a sex club but you don't know what to do? PopSugar has the skinny for you. Short answer: don't be a dick. Long answer: it's not quite as complicated as you might think, and probably less complicated than finding a sex club in the first place.

This picture is unrelated, but I thought it was too awesome to pass up.

You know, sometimes you fuck a panda, and sometimes a panda fucks you. It's the way of the world. Two pandas, well, to each his own, I guess, I'm not into that. What brings a woman to entertain a gangbang of a half-dozen pandas, well, the best you can do is watch it, over and over again, until you figure it out.

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I don't really understand what one is, but all evidence points to it being the most awesome thing in the universe. Bunga Bunga parties, are, apparently, orgies of such a decadent scale that they make Caligula looks like a Betty Boop cartoon. According to numerous sources on the internet, Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi "learned" them from Muammar Qaddafi, as though orgies were something that didn't come naturally to world leaders. Slate, the fucking wet blanket, say bunga bunga is anal rape, but who needs to listen to those fuckers? The fact that a lothario like Berlusconi likes it, and it likely involved a bunch of naked women, means I can't imagine any reason to turn down a round of bunga-bunga if the opportunity arises.

I've never been, so to speak, because orgies aren't something that just walk up to you and ask you to come along. That is, unless you're attending a slutty college - Greta Christina and her boyfriend, without any other plans, got invited to a spontaneous orgy, and she happened to learn a couple things about herself in the process. Who knew: orgies are educational! I suppose that's because it happened at an institution of higher learning. Late-thirties me should go hang out at a university for a while, hope some of this "learning" will fall in my lap, too!

A recent survey shows that women are just as interested in a threesome as guys are. Those surveyed? Well, um...they were voluntary respondents from the userbase of a dating and swingers website; Churchy McBoringfuck isn't probably available on a swinger's website to balance out the adverse selection, but, hey, it does show that swingers are pretty evenly matched in genders, at least among those willing to admit it. And, by 'group sex', they largely mean threesomes - don't get your orgy-lovin' panties all wound up, mister, you're still going to have to hire hookers to balance out the participants next weekend.

Nudists are having trouble being taken seriously, what with all the orgies going on. The Australian Nudists Foundation wants nudists to not be all having sex with each other while they're being nudists, so that people stop thinking nudists are dirty, naughty orgyists. They do make the qualification that it musn't be 'overt' sex, so go fuck on your own time, clothes-free naturists!

This gallery gets just as hardcore as you'd expect (with some pretty funny pics, actually) - a priest (I hope he's been tested), a witch, and a chick-in-red-generic-slut costume end up in the bedroom. It proves, yet again, that going to a halloween party as a nun or priest is the most likely way to get laid.