"Oh, good morning my lover. I bet you wonder why I am holding a power drill. You, unfortunately, interrupted my preparations for...for....breakfast. Yes, I was preparing breakfast. This would be a meal for you to consume in bed. Do you not believe me? WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?!?!???"

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Holy fuck, I need to go to Home Depot right now. This two-minute long commercial for various power tools, as demonstrated by bikini-clad, oiled and sweaty babes, really gets my router...routing...or something like that. Turns out, it's just an extremely well done edit of a video for Benny Benassi's Satisfaction. Still, I think I might need to stop down at Home Depot for a few minutes, just to make sure: