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Porn Star Stewardess!

A stewardess' after-hours job has gotten some attention: she has been moonlighting as a porn star named Edita Bente, in between offering people pillows and peanuts at 30,000 feet. The awesomest part of the story: her job is safe, because the airlines have the common sense to recognize that a person's free-time is unrelated to their job. Intelligence wins!

Think of Her as Your Mother

Ah, the 1960s, when the sexiness of stewardesses was an expectation, not a sexual-harassment accusation. This creepy ad includes an aforementioned sexy stewardess with a dreamy, "come-hither" look, but with the instruction to Think of her as your mother.. Fuckin' kinky!
The ad reads:She only wants what's best for you. A cool drink. A good dinner. A soft pillow and a warm blanket. This is not just maternal instinct. It's the result of the longest Stewardess training in the industry. Training in service, not just a beauty course. Service, after all, is what makes professional travellers prefer American. And makes new travellers want to keep on flying with us. So we see that every passenger gets the same professional treatment. That's the American way.I'd like some of that "professional treatment" from a well-trained Stewardess, if they don't mind -- it is the American way!

Fly The Friendly Skies

You spend all day at thirty thousand feet, sitting backwards in the plane, jumping whenever anyone pushes that dumb need some time to unwind, relax, get your g-spot tickled by a fellow stewardess, just the usual. I'd say the bright red underwear is probably the wrong choice with a white shirt...but who am I to complain?