
Traci Lords is mostly known for being the mythical cause behind that conspicuous
gap in your Penthouse collection, but she's moved up in life, and
wants to talk about her current film career. This wholesome, June-Cleaver-esque story about a girl's coming-of-age story is called
Excision. Also, she wants to be the Martha Stewart of Sex - but I thought that
Martha Stewart was the Martha Stewart of Sex, but that might just be me being hopeful. Oh well. Plus: Lords is definitely a hot readhead. See below.