
It's that time of year, when people start putting out calendars all fulla boobs. The website,
Shriiimp, which is now totally in my bookmarks, is devoted to bodypainting urban-styled imagery onto naked women.
This year they've put out a 2012 calendar, so you can say, "sorry, honey, I need to know what day it is - the calendar stays!" But, I'm thinking your wifey might like it, too, since it's all arty and body paint. You can only kinda see nipples if you really try.