It's New Year's Eve -- gotta get ready for a night on the town, and Madden is starting it off with a bubble bath.

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She's just in from gardening, dirt on her hands and face, and decides to take a bath. You nod, but she lingers, making eye contact, raising that one eyebrow. You, realizing what's going on, immediately put down everything you were doing. You don't delay when she uses that eyebrow.

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Well, yeah, I know your name is Emma Ink, but I'm still not convinced those are real - here, let me help wash you, if they come off, well then we know the truth. If not, well, then you're right, and we've had a little fun, now, haven't we?

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