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Porn Is Evil!

Time to set up the DVD player, gentlemen: a new movie is coming out called Harmless, and here's the synopsis. "It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet." Now, I've battled with boxes of porn before, and their vulnerabilities are limited, but I think I could take out a whole box of porn in less than the length of a feature film. The guy in the synopsis is a Christian, of course, so we can't expect him to be able to put up much of a fight, least of all against porn of all things. Christian obsession over pornography proves just how deadly a pair of boobs can truly be, I guess I'm just acclimated -- like The Dread Pirate Roberts of pornography or something. The trailer and poster apprently are trying to say that women with their hair combed over their faces randomly appear when you watch too much porn, and it hasn't happened to me yet, so my porn consumption must still be within acceptable parapsychological tolerances.

The Soapy Sandy Summers

Sandy Summers really likes to take bubble baths -- so much that she can't even contain them all on her own website; in trying to find a link to her site, I ended up finding a variety of bubbly Sandy pictures and videos scattered all around the interwebs:
First, there's the set where the picture above comes from (more pictures, but spammy); then, she bathes outdoors in a big bucket, washes her feet and legs in another bathtub on YouTube, and then you've got this excellent bubble bath video, in the lowest-right-hand-corner of this page.

Bad Girl Butt In The Bubble Bath

Aw, she doesn't look that bad, despite appearing on a 'bad girl butts' website...she's taking her bath like every good girl should -- although, if I were there, I'd be tempted to make her a very, very dirty woman.

Billie's Bubble Bath

Billie enjoys her bath...a little too much. I don't have the hard to interrupt her, but there's another part of me that she'll appreciate when she's done with her solo fun.

Sexy IMDB!

Is it a bad thing when the only reason you use IMDB is to figure out who the sexy chicks on TV are?