Posts Tagged 'Coeds'

New Rochelle Porn!

Some brazen entrepeneurs have posted signs around college campuses in New Rochelle, NY, asking for people to audition for porn with the promise of $3,000. What, did Craigslist not work for them? Geez, even out here in Minnesota the "Talent" section of Craigslist is full of porn casting calls. Of course, people on campus are shocked -- shocked! -- to find out that anyone would pay money to film a 19-year-old having sex. What's the world coming to? The newscaster actually went so far as to call up the filmmaker, only to find that the voice mailbox was full, but they did get a text back from Hood Bang Video, who apparently posts signs pretty much everywhere on the east coast, although they don't seem to have any internet presence whatsoever. If that's not a sign that something's off with this porn company, I don't know what is.

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Hooking For Student Loans!

But don't call them hookers, of course: they're 'sugar babies'. Nearly 90 San Diego college students are whoring for tuition by joining the site seekingarrangement.com, who are damn proud of the slutty college students that partake of their services. I'm not sure who's more innocent and naiive here: the 21-year-old who thinks it'll be easy to just sign up on a website and get paid $5,000 a month for blowjobs, or the guy who has a spare $5,000 a month lying around and believes these are sweet, innocent college girls who are just trying to get through this crazy life. But, if you're willing to believe in true...love?...you might just find that the pairings that come from this website are pure Randian commerce brought to its 21st century perfection. Plus, if you're a business major and on this site, start writing your Master's thesis now, you'll kill two birds with one stone.

Harvard Kink Club!

Harvard, the place conservatives say creates antichrists, is doing one better for the student body: the school has approved a kink club, which gives the club the same rights as any on-campus organization, such as the ability to organize pep rallies and have a float in the homecoming parade. I don't know, I didn't go to a big fancy college like Harvard. Anyways, they admit that BDSM is a big component, but any sort of kink is welcome, so expect two semesters before the whole place is full of Bronies. It's bound to happen. But good for you, Harvard, for admitting that the adults inside your hallowed ivory tower like fucking in all sorts of crazy ways. Kudos to you.