Because FleshLight has a lot of money to throw around, the dating-tips tweety Simple Pickup -- which seems to only focus on skeevy pickup lines -- has been given $10,000, which they're hiding around LA hidden inside fleshlights. So, West-Coasters, if you find a FleshLight lying in the street, just shove your fingers in there and pull out what's inside! If you're lucky, it'll be money -- if not, well...you might need to get some shots, but fortune favors the bold, don't let it discourage you!

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Tom Waits is a huge character on his own, but the way he describes L.A. during his formative years, he was the most grounded person around him. GQ interviewed Waits in what seems to be part of a series designed to make cool musicians feel old.