
Women in the U.K.
aren't beer drinkers, because, in their words, it's manly, and it'll make you fat, to which Chicago women replied, "
who da fuck is you calling fat, beeitch, and I need another Natty Lite o'er here!". Me, I don't drink beer because it tastes like ass and, well, ass-ass. Whiskey cokes are the way to go, men or women; make it a whiskey-diet if you're that worried you're drinking
so much that it's your
weight to be worried about, Mrs. I'm-OK-To-Drive.