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See, I never find out about this stuff until after it happens. It seems that, over in Japan, last weekend
you could donate money to a charity and then touch some boobs. The last time I went down to the Lions Club Pancake Breakfast they kicked my ass out for touching breasts, so charities must work differently in Japan. However, part of the festivities last weekend were a "masturbation marathon", so, in a sense, I
did participate.
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