Happy Thanksgiving, dear readers! Stuff your favorite pilgrim's turkey tonight, if you know what I mean. (More of the sexy pilgrim below is found here.)

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Here is a pilgrim lady masturbating in public. Enjoy.

Happy Turkey Day, porn conniseurs! Aw, who am I kidding, you're not on the internet. Porn viewing drops like a rock on Thanksgiving, probably because Grandma's in the next room, the cousins have taken over the gaming systems, there's no wifi at Mom's house, or you're driving like a zillion other people. Chin up, you'll get back to masturbating as soon as the holiday is over.