Barry from Storage Wars must be rolling over in his grave over losing out on this storage unit. Bob Guccione kept all his cool stuff in a storage locker, which apparently includes outtakes from Caligula, enough nude amateurs to choke a horse, and naked photos of Arnold Schwarzenegger. When I've gone to storage unit auctions, they're just full of kids clothes and garbage. Well, and porn, but not Guccione's private stash, which makes everything else pale by comparison.

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Oh, baby - you do realize that those fake coconut bras, the plastic grass-skirt, the nylon flowers...you know those are for decorative purposes, right? You're not supposed to wear them? Hell, who am I kidding...I'm always the one who fucks the drunk chick who's wearing the decorations at the theme party.

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Oh, baby - you do realize that those fake coconut bras, the plastic grass-skirt, the nylon flowers...you know those are for decorative purposes, right? You're not supposed to wear them? Hell, who am I kidding...I'm always the one who fucks the drunk chick who's wearing the decorations at the theme party.

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I caught this floating around those 'old ads' newsgroups, so I don't know where it's from, but I couldn't let it go by:
Given its Penthouse tie-in, I assume it was an ad that appeared in that magazine. According to the ad, if you shell out twelve-hundred bucks, you not only get the camera with VTR (no all-in-ones back then), you'll get to meet and film a Penthouse Pet. First, I gotta say 'wow', because it's a far leap from today: buy a Blu-Ray DVD player, get to meet the cast of a hi-def porn film? Conservatives everywhere would freak out -- DVDs are for proper family fun, not watching porn, right? Back in the seventies, Akai knew what videotape was for, and the relaxed attitude towards porn was seen as a cultural asset.That gal in the picture? According to the small text at the bottom, she's Lynn Partington, the Penthouse Pet for December 1971.