Wait-WAIT! Ladies, I think you have misread the instructions somehow. That, totally, is absolutely the wrong way to use a dildo, here, give me the instructions, because it says...oh, wait. Damn Chinese-made sex toys, the instructions do say to impale the rubber penis and grill it. Well, here, let me show you the right way - you, the one with the creepy grin, drop your panties and spread 'em!

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