Posts Tagged 'Kitchen Utensil'

No! My Coffee Cup Is Dirty!

"Wait, Cheryl - not that one! That's the good cup scrubber - two drawers down, to the left of the microwa-LEFT of the microwave. Yes, the blue one. That's the one that's OK to stick in your twat. I'm tired of people using all the good utensils for masturbation."

More from this gallery >>
Hey - there's video too!