Etsy is the place to go if you want to buy artisinal bookmarks, toaster cozies, knitted caps that look like things, and - hey! - they've got artisinal sex toys, too! The plus and the minus of this brings up a dark hole - sex toys aren't really regulated by anyone, although the FDA kinda, sorta does, so there's no really knowing if what you're getting is safe and clean. So, be careful out there, everyone: I'd gather that Etsy sellers are probably cleaner than that guy selling dildoes out of the back of his van, and if you're buying dildoes out of the back of the van, you probably don't know what Etsy is, so go figure. At the very least, these are absolute works of art, so maybe you get an abstract one, put it on your mantle, and save it for a rainy day.

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What, it's Christmas and you haven't gotten your fuckbuddy gal a gift yet? I highly recommend glass sex toys. They look like art more than a dildo, but they're a surprising amount of fun. They almost feel dangerous, even though it's highly unlikely to ever break or otherwise damage her goods. They even hold heat if you do it right (but be careful, of course). Partner Sexclectic has this basic one available, or shop around for something fancier.