It has come to my attention that David Lee Roth's penis has been insured against loss or damage. I suspect that, since insurance rates are based on risk, this cost David Lee Roth a shitload of money. I mean, it's like building a house in a floodplain: David Lee Roth's penis was guaranteed to go many, many places that a more self-protecting penis was unlikely to go. It's amazing he still has one at all.

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