While, in general, Florida is the suckiest state ever (after all, it is America's Wang), sometimes its awesome floats to the top, as embodied by this: Bubble Bee bikini car wash, in Tarpon Springs, which has just opened for business for the summer, in which bikini-and-shorted coeds give your metallic phallic symbol a good soap up and dry down. God fucking bless America.

Oh, my -- wash MY car, why don't you? Normally, Page 3 girls don't do much for me, but, well, get a little soapy and I'm putty in your hands.