Posts Tagged 'Car Wash'

Bikini Car Wash!

While, in general, Florida is the suckiest state ever (after all, it is America's Wang), sometimes its awesome floats to the top, as embodied by this: Bubble Bee bikini car wash, in Tarpon Springs, which has just opened for business for the summer, in which bikini-and-shorted coeds give your metallic phallic symbol a good soap up and dry down. God fucking bless America.

Car Wash!

Oh, my -- wash MY car, why don't you? Normally, Page 3 girls don't do much for me, but, well, get a little soapy and I'm putty in your hands.