Wonder why you're not fucking with as much fervor as you have before? Feel like something's missing in the bedroom? No, it's not you -- it's your fucking breakfast cereal. Fruity Pebbles ain't cutting it mister: you need to step it up by eating Sex Cereal. Wait, what? Ten bucks a pack? Fuck that, if I'm rich enough to afford that for breakfast, women will be throwing themselves at me anyway. Plus, my doctor makes me eat some box of sticks and gravel because of my cholesterol. A sex-enhancing cereal would probably give me a heart attack.