Don't piss off the guys who work in a Tractor Supply store. They hold a grudge apparently: months after an argument over an order, Tractor Supply workers wrote a message on a dildo and mailed it to the customer. After the confrontation, he was told "don't come back!", and apparently they didn't think the only way to make sure the message got across was with a fake penis. I never knew you could get a fake penis from Tractor Supply -- that makes things much simpler! Now I know what to buy next time I'm there to pick up welding rods and work gloves.

Via.