Posts Tagged 'Magazine Cover'

Bony Dude Looks Girly!

So, the guy in the photo below gets his hair did, which looks to some like George Washington bedhead, but to others like a women's hairstyle. This photo has, however, confused the penises of booksellers and magazine stands, who want the cover covered-up for being too sexy. The problem isn't that guy's bony torso, but that our fucked-up culture has made tiny-breasted bony torsos a major feature of sexy women. If we didn't keep paying bony chicks to take their clothes off, this wouldn't be a problem at all.