Vicious kangaroos are stalking the Australian suburbs, knocking old women down and savaging them -- who will save them?
Cuddles, the Kangaroo-Attacking Guard Dog. Cuddles, however, will meet his match when he runs into the
Koala Who Was Kit By A Car and Smashed Through the Grill But Is Doing Fine, a/k/a
Doctor Babyraper.
Wonder why the bar's DJ is so damn loud?
To get your ass drunk. No, it's not an excuse to sniff a gal's hair while you're speaking so close to her ear to be heard. Or so I've been told.
For the immature dudes viewing this site: foods
whose names sound like sex acts.
Employees with huge tits? Don't complain; they'll sue your ass.Ashley Dupre was a dental hygenist before sleeping with the New York Gov--oh, wait, that's a different one.
Dental Dupre is suing the escort one for 'identity theft'.
Bad grouper can have a poison that makes you sick as hell,
but makes you feel hot things as cold, and cold things as hot. Didn't KY Jelly
market that recently?
Obvious: Don't call the judge an asshole. More obvious:
when the judge asks, "what?" in disbelief, don't say it again.
