Dakota Dicks Biggest!

This just in: North Dakota men have the largest penises in the U.S.! Not that it means anything, but when you think about it, if you're gonna live in a desolate arctic wasteland where your career options are rancher, farmer, oil rig roustabout, coal miner, or any other deadliest jobs of the 1880s, you've got something massive dangling between your legs.

South Dakota would have come in at second place, but in tiny Rhode Island they have that one guy, which threw the averages way off.


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