Sometimes, when you get dressed, do you feel like there's just not enough penis in your fashion? First, which I find most amusing, is a t-shirt printed to look like your penis is exiting the waistband. I abso-fuckingly-lutely had this happen to me in school with some low-cut jeans I never wore again; my un-tucked shirt hid everything, but it could happen. Secondly, there's a penis tie, which looks like no fucking penis I've ever seen. Whoever modeled for that tie needs to get checked by a doctor fast. Don't wear the two together, though: two touching penis heads will make everyone uncomfortable.