Ride-em Cowboy!

I love fancy underwear like this - it has a gun! There's a paisley crotch-cover that looks like you made a thong from a bandanna! The waistband says 'HUSTLER' all the way around!

Well, when I was in my twenties, yeah. Back then, there was a chance of somebody interesting seeing them. Now, there's just my girlfriend and she mostly just wants to see me without any underwear at all. The only other people who see it: other guys at truck stops, my doctor, coworkers who mock me for the "HUSTLER" waistband sticking up over my Dickey workpants. Hell, I'll still wear 'em, of course.


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