Dirty Liars!

Every god damned one of you is a fucking liar. Only 12% of people admit to watching porn, which obviously it's more like 110%, since the Bible Belt does such a good job of even lying to themselves about their porn use. Just be honest, people, and there won't be such a stigma to it. Literally, like, 100% of men have or are currently watching porn, so 88% are making Baby Jesus cry by lying. Stop making Baby Jesus cry and admit to the huge amount of porn you partake of, and the world will be a better place. See, even fucking kittens love porn:

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