I get a lot of shit for not liking shaved legs; they're unnaturally smooth, I call them "salamander legs" because they're just weird to the touch. Now, look at how much time you're wasting, ladies: to make your legs all weird, you're wasting like two months out of your entire left just shaving. My dislike for shaved legs is such that I resorted to linking to a Cosmo article, so that should tell you something.