Abby Spector at Em and Lo have a list of things that are supposed to be sexy that aren't really sexy. Unlike most sex-site lists, I can say that I pretty much agree with everything. High heels are kinda sexy, but lack of them is not unsexy. Virginity? How fun can it be to be with somebody who doesn't know anything? However: older men being unsexy? That totally crushes my chances for fucking a twenty-something any time soon. Back to trolling the bingo halls, I guess. The only one I don't understand whatsoever: bleached assholes. I have led a sheltered life, because I have no idea what this is or how it is done, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.