Woolie Fetish!
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since we're fucking while wearing three layers of sweaters and longjohns, we're woolie fetishists! Sure, LowTax will bust your ass for doing it, but as far as fetishes go, it's relatively low on the perv scale, and G4 - who, unsurprisingly, are up on their fetish heirarchy - wants you to know it's part of a continuum of enclosing clothing fetishes. See also Bruno's woolie nude Berlin show.