Doctors are worried: will prescribing an old coot Viagra open him up to orgies and all the diseases that come from such massive amounts of fucking? Of course not, says Science!, who say erectile dysfunction drugs do not affect risky sexual behavior. You know what causes risky sexual behavior in elderly men prescribed erectile dysfunction drugs? All that cocaine and gay sex, that's when. The men fucking recklessly would have otherwise fucked recklessly if they didn't need Viagra, which would deserve a high-five if I wasn't worried about the fluids on the old horny coot's hands.