Porn Industry Needs Me!
...theoretically, at least. Porn doesn't know how to get its mojo back, but plans on figuring it out while in Las Vegas next weekend. I think I saw the movie about people going to Las Vegas to find their mojo - I think there was a tiger in the bathroom and the Spanish teacher from Community, then Cameron Diaz killed Christian Slater, and then Meathead's dad helped rob a casino. None of which had anything to do with fucking, so let's hope that a convention center full of huge tits will be just as stimulating as it sounds.