They used to remove their clothes and frolick in the frothy, warm sea waters...until that dumb sea lion died. A stretch of public beach used by nudists is now the final resting place of the sea lion, and the nudists say it's on porpoise. Government hates nudes, they say, and instead of moving the 10-foot-long corpse further down the beach, they buried it in the way of nude beach volleyball. Nude beach volleyball is a freakin' American tradition, and nothing short of a rotting sea lion should interfere with the grand old sport. This isn't the first time that nude beach volleyball has been threatened by government interventions.