We all know you put on a couple pounds in that month between Thanksgiving and New Years', but we can't punish you for that. Well, we can't, but the dating website beautifulpeople.com is going to boot your ass for being a fattie. "Existing members were asked to decide if they were still pretty enough to be part of the website," and had to upload new pictures of themselves, but out of five thousand only a couple hundred were still enough of a hottie to stay. The rest were invited to re-apply when they've burned off that Hannukah heft and can be evaluated by a team of experts to prove they're not ugly anymore.