An Italian stripper headed off to Croatia to find a plastic surgeon who'd do a special project for her. You know if she has to go to Croatia, no good will come of this. The stripper wanted the plastic surgeon to add a third breast to her already entertaining chest, but the plastic surgeon, sadly, declined. I'm sure, eventually, she'll find a plastic surgeon who'll do it - I hear in Russia you can get five or six if you really want, I mean, it's Russia, but for the time being her customers will have to do with the two that God gave her. See also.