The second-oldest magazine in Canada was named after one of its most famous - and profitable - residents, the lowly beaver. Of course, when we see magazines and websites emblazoned with the title, "The Beaver", we expect tits. Tits and crotches. And maybe cigarette ads, and poorly written erotic letters to the editor, and maybe a story about true crime - but tits, definitely tits. The Non-Sexy Beaver has run afoul of internet filters and spamblockers, because nobody in their right mind would name a magazine that in today's day and age, not counting on the fact that in the last century a beaver was simply a waterborne rodent with a flat tail. Sadly, after so many years, the magazine is changing their name, leaving beavers to the back of their nickels.