New Security X-Rays OK!

While these new x-ray specs installed in the name of airport security have the world up in arms over invasion of privacy (causing protests in Germany), there's one group of people who are more than comfortable with the clotheslessness of the machinery: Nudists! "So if travelers just think of the screen as a virtual skinny dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of better air travel security," says the head of the American Association for Nude Recreation, who thinks people are being too uptight about what's underneath their clothes - but, generally, you skinny-dip with people you like, not some low-rent NTSB security guard who's having a bad day. Airline passengers aren't quite that kinky.

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